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reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

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equalist:

seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button

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wlovepierce:

If you aren’t following @StatsBritain you aren’t doing Twitter right.

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elphias-treason:

Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.

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blackrocksoldier:

"You like The Yogscast?"

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"They used to be so much better before they gave up on SOI. Now they’re just boring."

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bronyman1995:

since1969:

jaidefinichon:

dude?

I am…..wat
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suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

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